From the pile: A scary little letter

I got the most terrifying letter at my apartment yesterday. It was addressed to Morgan, my girlfriend, but it gave her my last name. As in, it was addressed to my "wife," Morgan.

This letter really messed with my head because it made me wonder if I’d somehow gotten married and had forgotten the whole thing (drunken night in Vegas or such). It was like all those times in the past where strangers would as about my wife even though I wasn’t wearing a ring and hadn’t mentioned having one.

Here’s a photo of the surprising piece of mail:

The street address has been redacted to preserve my privacy.

Morgan gasped when I showed it to her, then teased me by yelling "It’s a sign! It’s a sign!"

It just seems perfect too, because ever since I wrote this column, I’ve had people tell me they’re certain we’re meant for each other and are bound to get married sooner or later, which is more pressure than I can handle sometimes.

But one question remains unanswered: Is this letter the result of some automated mailing system, or did someone I know set me up for a prank?

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5 Responses to From the pile: A scary little letter

  1. CW says:

    Morgan seems to be a perfect match for you, give it time to grow and ignore everyone else’s advice. Listen to your heart, man, not the U.S. Postal Service.

  2. Tony says:

    Keep that and show it to your guys’ kids! HA

  3. Pudge says:

    I notice the letter is from Paula Deen. Maybe keep an eye out for flying frozen foods.

  4. honeybee says:

    Once or twice, my husband has received mail addressed to him using my maiden name as his last name. That was pretty amusing!

    My guess is you went somewhere together and got put on a mailing list.

  5. the evil hamster says:

    ya know guys i still think it’s a sign a sign, but who knows by this time next year i might be Mrs. logan c. adams ( just kidding honey).