Having shaved my beard off earlier this week, I’ve been getting a lot of comments on how much younger I look lately. My girlfriend says I look like I’m 12, and one of my coworkers said she thought I looked 10.
So imagine my surprise when AARP sends me a membership offer and a card. It came yesterday in the mail.
Here, look closer:
Well, I guess I should start growing the beard back so I can at least look the part of an old fogey.
Well, you need to post a picture, now that your gangster name is “Baby-Face Adams.”